Take my hand, we're off to NeverNever Land.

28.11.06

Bob the Builder is the angmoh version of our endearing Bangla.

This rollercoaster ride ain't healthy, you hear.
48 hours, 6000 words, and a great deal of word processing.
One realises the true meaning of martyrdom.
Change happens from the top.
Five words that ring through the confines of your head.
Success that will come decades from today
Must begin planning, today.
You wonder if you'd be better off being an accountant.
Nah fuck it.
The stats and the math
ain't the way to go.
Those that matter, matter.
Those that don't, well
they've missed the shuttle.
Those who earn their trust,
will get it back.
Ten times, fo' sure.
The world is
As big as it can get, but
as small as you need it to be.
Right down to the last detail.
All the world, on one B.
Hang tight babies,
the rollercoaster's just moving up the end of the ramp.


The other day, I was having a conversation with my man Edwarts.

Me: want some goodings not.
Warts: set.
(Clicked 3 songs to send to him)
W: eh why so fucking slow ah
Me: no idea. leave it be
Me: we've got nothing. but time.
W: time
W: won't
W: give
W: me
W: time
Me: and time makes lovers feel. that they've got sth real.
Me: but baby u know u and me we got nothing but time.

Proof that we talk shit. This came from a song by the way.
Boy George and the Culture Club. Check out Mikey, he's the stud.

fresh from recluse 10:13 [+]

The Germans fought a two front war in World War I, against the French, British and American forces on the Western Front, and against the Russians on the Eastern Front before the Bolshevik Revolution took them out of the war. The Germans also fought a two front war in World War II, in a near exact repetition of the situation in 1914.

Hitler's Germany came up with the Schlieffen Plan in a bid to prevent the same thing from happening. But alas, lighting strikes twice for them. The irony of history is that history always repeats itself, and of course, the people who make history, never seem to learn. Such is the beauty of hindsight. That which you see, and possibly know, but seemingly impossible to prevent.

And as we descend upon the prospect of another possible replication of history, let us attempt to pick up the lessons that matter, and deny history yet another shot at arrogance.

fresh from recluse 09:24 [+]

We have been pursuing an aggressive foreign policy in this recent months. Operation Silent Night has been ordered to retreat after failure to capture strategic locations crucial to winning the war. The logistics department, headed by Edwarts, failed to check if the arms shipped there were in working condition, resulting in troops engaging the enemy with their barehands. The wing man, Mr. aB, was unable to penetrate into the deep recesses of the enemy territory. Intelligence has found him, alive and well, but battle-weary, at the borders.

However it is believed that this war can still be won. There is still sufficient time before the actual day of attack and we have faith in the soldiers. The overall commander for the second wave is Djemba, who has been briefed on the mission objectives. He is well-trained in snow battles, having fought in Siberia and suppressed rebels there.

Fight on. Silent Night must be accomplished at all costs. It will all end in one cold night.

On the homefront, we are currently experiencing random outskirt skirmishes. It is believed that there might be more than one perpetrator. We understand the stresses of fighting a multiple-front war, but preparations are under way to arm the conscripted troops and volunteers. On the ground we have Baseball Tan and Ray Charles ready to lead the soldiers into action should there be any invasion. Currently they are stationed in the Western tip of the island, on the highest point there. That area has been highlighted by our intelligence, consisting of Paulus the Walrus and his trusty sidekick, Chandra, as the most likely route of attack should there be enemy movement into our country.

However, we are currently facing a problem of rising desertions. Just last week we captured a Private medic by the name of Lehly Yeo Chee Fock. He is currently held in detention. We are thinking of gathering all the arrested deserters, using them as our first wave of defence. This would be called Operation Human Shield. They will suppress the first waves of fire from enemy lines.

The war is far from won. Fail to prepare, and we prepare to fail. We will gather again in the second week of the twelfth month of this year and discuss the routes of advancement.

fresh from recluse 01:42 [+]

flea 'n' easy. breather after binder. xiang's sunnies.

fresh from recluse 03:09 [+]

Hello G to the H.

In answering your question, things have been okay. When I say things are good, it means things are normal. When I say things are great, then they are good. So when I say things have been okay, I'm sure you've caught my drift as well.

Just the other night, I visited JOHN baseball tan and RAY charles at NTU-land. I forgot to bring my passport to check into their Customs, but thank god for corrupt officials. I paid them off and they allowed me entry into the beautiful island of NTU. When Ray walked me to their room I saw a girl hurriedly rushing out from it, and John was inside. I think the bugger is in love. I must say their crib is impressive. Both are doing good.

I hope u're coming back for xmas. Abui and Edwarts are currently working hard on Operation Silent Night.

In any case, things have been okay. Hows things on yr side.

fresh from recluse 00:56 [+]

the goo goo dolls said slide.
a day of rock.
listening to Guns on my ipod.
level 5 solidarity introduced to the sister.
you, me and Alfred the Redhead conquer the world.
old school cool reeks everywhere.
it lurks in them corners.
you're looking to find it but
it finds you.
Houdini and his straightjacket.
sneakin'. and a thievin'.
You wonder what's misplaced and what's not.
maple syrup muffin,
Mano a Mano, the fillet duels the hashbrown.
wrong orders made right.
a good night, a good year.
the clock starts ticking when today, becomes tomorrow.



and Axl reads my mind just mighty fine.

fresh from recluse 07:39 [+]